dawn and her soapbox

Starring the Baby-sitters Club! Part 3!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Feb 28, 2017 03:17

Well, after a pretty good streak of normalcy, I went and fucked up my sleep schedule. I slept until 5:30 pm (and missed Animal Crossing events) and after touring Tumblr I came to snark. And so far this book is a breeze! It's pretty fun tearing into the BSC when they're acting stupid rather than bitchy. Stupidity is so much easier to handle than ( Read more... )

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Starring the Baby-sitters Club! Part 2!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Feb 25, 2017 20:19

Hey, lovelies! I've been feeling productive lately for a miraculous change and just had to work on a snark. I think it's because I finally made a playlist of all my fave songs and listening to good music always puts me in a working mood. And I gotta say, this book is a lot funnier than I remember. I used to love it for the theater angle but now I ( Read more... )

dawn and her soapbox, snarker: road_baby, cokie gets a chapter?, the bsc is the center of the universe, mallory is annoying, jessi wangst, mallory: completely delusional?, mary sue, i hate dawn, i hate ann, ss#9: starring the baby-sitter's club, hypocrisy, nyogtha the thing which should not be

#50 Dawn's Big Date (Chapters 1-3)

pizza_champion wrote in bsc_snark Apr 20, 2016 20:58

Oooh baby. So, Dawn’s Big Date.

I’ve never read this one before, but I’ve read snarks and have an idea of what I’m in for. Or do I? It’s probably much worse than I imagine.

But at least I get to pick on Dawn, and that’s always a good thing!

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dawn "saves" the planet, the end

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Oct 20, 2015 13:56

hey guys ( Read more... )

bad writing, #57 dawn saves the planet, cringe worthy, bossy karen, i really hate dawn, what in the deep fried hell?, delusion abound! cringe worthy, dawn preachy, wish fulfillment, hypocrisy, cult, dawn is a massive bitch, waaaank, dawn and her soapbox, shut up dawn, beecham & hillgartner: bad and horrible, bitchface, everyone is crazy, rampant lesbianism, rageragerage, annoying kids, headache inducing

dawn "saves" the planet, part three!

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Oct 08, 2015 12:32

hey guys ( Read more... )

#57 dawn saves the planet, cult of janine, drama, dawn preachy, beecham & hillgartner, hypocrisy, cult, lame, dawn is a massive bitch, mal must suffer, dawn and her soapbox, dawn's bitch face, shut up dawn, unwarrented self-importance, everyone is crazy, insanity, karen is a brat, headache inducing

dawn "saves" the planet, part two

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Oct 02, 2015 00:04

hello, hello, hello ( Read more... )

#57 dawn saves the planet, omgthirteenisthebestest, dawn preachy, beecham & hillgartner, hypocrisy, zombies would starve in stoneybrook, dawn is a massive bitch, dawn and her soapbox, dawn's bitch face, dawn, cult of bsc, i hate ann, unwarranted self-importance, headache inducing, what is in stoneybrook's water?, why am i doing this?

dawn saves the planet, part one!

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Sep 29, 2015 20:55

hey everybody! how are all of you guys?
i'm still sick and life has been kicking my ass, but i've recently discovered the immense healing powers of dawn schafer bashing. so i invite you all to join me in this wonderful healing process and read as i let my rage flow in...

( dawn saves the planet )

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BSC SS #4: BABY-SITTERS’ ISLAND ADVENTURE OR I’M BACK FOR MORE!! PART 3!!

bleeding_thorn2 wrote in bsc_snark Jun 15, 2015 18:06

BSC SS #4: BABY-SITTERS’ ISLAND ADVENTURE OR I’M BACK FOR MORE!! PART 3!!

After a little break;

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dawn is a massive bitch, claudia, snarker: bleeding_thorn2, dawn and her soapbox, ss#4: baby-sitters' island adventure, dawn

BSC # 15: Little Miss Stoneybrook and Dawn THE END!!!

bleeding_thorn2 wrote in bsc_snark Mar 06, 2015 17:15

BSC # 15: Little Miss Stoneybrook and Dawn OR CAN’T BELIEVE WE HAVN’T EVEN REACHED THE GODD*MN PAGEANT YET!!! THE END!!!

Seriously, there WAS a freaking pageant in this book right? I flipping HATE when the book title refers to something that happens ONLY in the last few freaking chapters. Drives me damn crazy, I tell you.

Anyway, let’s continue ( Read more... )

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BSC # 15: LITTLE MISS STONEYBROOK…AND DAWN

bleeding_thorn2 wrote in bsc_snark Mar 03, 2015 12:45

I THINK THIS BOOK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR TLC’S ENTIRE REALITY SHOW LINEUP!!!! PART 1

I want to preface this by saying that I USUALLY think nothing’s wrong with beauty pageants, per se, but because of dumbass parents like the ones on ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ or ‘Mama’ June with that disgusting boyfriend who should rot ( Read more... )

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